IMPORTANT: Due to browser/domain related issues. The leaderboard does not work on the version of the game. If you'd like to play with the leaderboard, you can play it here on my website:

You can still submit scores to leaderboard in the version. It's just that you wont be able to see them.

You are a sperm, you must fertilise the egg, avoiding chlamydia cells. A true work of art.

Change lanes with Left and Right keys, or A and D keys.


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I made a video about this. Why? Let's just say it grabbed my attention.

I'm not sure that a link to your website counts as a download link.

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Apologies. I messed up when I submitted the game page. This is a browser game, it doesn't require a download.